Cookies
Girl Scout cookies are fucking delicious
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Sunday, March 16, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Billy Crystal!
This is hilarious. The MLB commissioner approved a one-day contract for lifelong Yankees fan Billy Crystal! He will have a chance to suit up for Thursdays spring training game. Billy will wear the jersey number 60 because he turns 60 the following day.Good or bad for baseball?
posted by Brett @ 12:14 PM
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Saturday, March 08, 2008
Crazy News Links
I was looking around some news sites....Read these ridiculous articles.
Premature Baby
Iceman
Orgasmatron
Laser 300x more powerful than US power grid
posted by Brett @ 7:01 PM
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Thursday, February 07, 2008
Diesel
Yes sir Shaq is heading back west. He was traded to the suns for Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks. There is a lot of reasons why both teams made the trade.... I'm not going to get into that. If you want to know go to ESPN.com or NBA.com and read about what others have to say. I have another idea as well, formulate your own opinions instead of listening what everyone else has to say.
That is correct I don't want to talk about how old or crippled he is, or how he can't run with such a team as Phoenix. They did score 130 points today.... uh oh... Anyways if you have recently become a fan of the NBA and can only remember Shaq's ugly ugly game you have it all wrong. For those of you who know the Shaq of old.... the Shaq of the 90's. I see a glimmer of hope. He went to Miami and helped earn a ring, I don't care how mediocre of a role. This man has broke more backboards than you have had sex, granted he also has more kids than you have had sex. This trade could be great or it could be terrible and Steve Kerr could loose his job. Hopefully not the later. I guess I just have mixed emotions about the entire ordeal. It seems as though most of the hype is around Shaq, when I think that Shawn Marion is one of the most underrated players in the league, even if his shot does look like a cross between pistol Pete and a kid with cerebral palsy and a dash of velociraptor. Whatever I'm going to sleep. I'll leave you with a little Shaq of old and a nice clip of Shawn Marion. oh check out 1.20 sec in ; )
That is correct I don't want to talk about how old or crippled he is, or how he can't run with such a team as Phoenix. They did score 130 points today.... uh oh... Anyways if you have recently become a fan of the NBA and can only remember Shaq's ugly ugly game you have it all wrong. For those of you who know the Shaq of old.... the Shaq of the 90's. I see a glimmer of hope. He went to Miami and helped earn a ring, I don't care how mediocre of a role. This man has broke more backboards than you have had sex, granted he also has more kids than you have had sex. This trade could be great or it could be terrible and Steve Kerr could loose his job. Hopefully not the later. I guess I just have mixed emotions about the entire ordeal. It seems as though most of the hype is around Shaq, when I think that Shawn Marion is one of the most underrated players in the league, even if his shot does look like a cross between pistol Pete and a kid with cerebral palsy and a dash of velociraptor. Whatever I'm going to sleep. I'll leave you with a little Shaq of old and a nice clip of Shawn Marion. oh check out 1.20 sec in ; )
posted by Brett @ 1:21 AM
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Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Brett?
Today I did something I believe was very uncharacteristic of me. . . . I will get to it shortly after I speak of my youth.To put it right out there, I was a little bastard. I would sneak out at night and break stuff (whether it be a random shrubbery or someones picket fence). Looking back on it now I would have slapped the shit out of myself. Complete disregard for others personal property. This eventually led to me stealing stuff from department stores. My first was a micro machine, which led up to a CD player, then about 500 in groceries. I still steal a candy bar from time to time, but what really made me stop was turning 18 not becoming mature. This kind of bothers me that it took the law to make me stop other than my own conscious.
I still believe that we are being robbed by large corporations, but fuck if I was in a corporate position making that kind of money would I turn the other way and rationalize my actions? Maybe if I was making 300k a year. . . . or would I.
This leads to today. I was walking to an appointment on campus and a girl in a Chevy Tahoe rolled down the passenger window and waved for me. I jog over thinking she needs directions and am always able to help..... She mumbles something.... I basically understand the words "expensive", "Home stereo system", "Expensive", and "get rid of". I look in her back seat and see boxes stacked up. They seem in a rush. I say sorry I don't have any money. The man in the passenger seat seems inpatient seeing as how these fools are just at a stop sign with traffic behind them. How desperate can you get. Should I have forked over a few hundred dollars for a 5000 dollar theater system that was without a doubt stolen? I continued my "I have no money sorry crap" Then the guy yells "we're not trying to get rich here". Hmmm thought bubble, no he just needs a fix of whatever he is on. Then the guy just takes of down the road, more than likely seeking his next eager direction giving victim.
I kind of walk a few steps then just decide to call public safety. I let them know what happened. Explained that they both looked like they were on drugs and was pretty sure they were trying to sell stolen merchandise. I Let them know where I was which way they were heading and ID the vehicle and people. Is this me just being paranoid or were they actually wholesome people looking to strike me a deal.
Am I changing? Ahhhhh give me a beer and maybe I'll turn back to normal. ; ) haha just playing I need a few shots first.
posted by Brett @ 12:24 AM
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
One year
I think it is time for me to start this back up.... or maybe start it for the first time since it has never really gotten started. It has been almost a year since my last post and not much has changed since. I am still at OSU, I still have all my limbs, and I still as funny and witty as ever.Today I will talk about people and their messes (My biggest pet peeve). I live in the Beaver Lodge and this guys are slobs, seriously. We do have assigned chores but no one gets them done. Everyone keeps trying to get me to stay since I am moving out next term, but I just don't think I could handle it again. I don't know if its the OCD, ADD, ADHD or some other random combination of letters that makes me incompatible with people that can't keep up on personal hygiene or simple cleaning tasks.
I wish people just understood how dirty things really are, like come on stop snorting that cocaine through a five dollar bill, at least use something less circulated like a hundred! Oh yeah I guess cocaine is bad enough as it is but do you have to make it worse by snorting it through some dirty ass currency that was probably clinging to some fat guys butt sweat for a period of time. I think part of their messes, like dishes and floors and leaving stuff out, is because they are all relatively new at living on their own.... I also assume some of their parents just picked up after their shit their whole lives and they wouldn't know the first thing about starting a dishwasher or doing laundry....... Oh yeah and FLUSH THE TOILET!
Out
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